Monthly Archives: March 2012

God told you what? That’s just weird.

It always weirds me out a little when people tell me that God spoke to them. Especially when they’re very specific. “God told me to bring cookie dough ice cream to 125 Main Street. I did it and it turns … Continue reading

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Stupid evil scale

I lay in bed this morning eyeing the bathroom door. I haven’t weighed myself in two weeks and today is the day. I think through all my fabulous weight diminishing decisions. No mayo. No sweets. Lots of rabbit food. Work … Continue reading

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